I guess one day  I will break down and buy the $400 dollar weathered look  HD leather jacket...  the $200 buffed out steel toe satin black boots.....  the  $150 clam shell helmet  to keep my brain intact and   sell the house to get me the latest $25,000 chopper ....flip off the world and saddle me up a bikerbitch  and cruise with the hombres to the next wet t-shirt event.  By then...  my hearing won't be that great anyway.... and I can survive...READ POST.

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